I'm not the biggest fan of Bollywood. Let's do that again - I'm not a fan of Bollywood. I grew up with my parents watching Hindi films, but I could never get into it. I love the clothes, sure, but for starters, it's just far too lengthy for me to sit through it, whether as a child or as an adult. Melodrama in every movie aside, I'm also not a big fan of reading subtitles and I have annoyed my folks many, many times pestering them to tell me what happened till they get pissed off at me and tell me to scoot off.

When my editor at Designare Homme asked if I wanted to interview Anil Kapoor, I asked him, jokingly of course, if he assigned me the story because I'm Indian. I won't tell you what he said, but I will tell you that it was the longest I had to wait for the shortest interview of my life so far.

But I did rock it. Can't wait to whip up the story... amongst other stories and tasks I have up my sleeve tonight.