Brunilda suggested I changed the name of this blog to The Trauma Tendencies, because:
Thanks to a bad posture whilst trying to lift crazy-heavy things, I felt a sharp pulling pain in my lower back and couldn't move. An hour later when the pain didn't subside, I rang the ambulance and I was shipped in to A&E.
A shot and an xray later, I was informed that it was a back sprain and I should stay in bed for two days.
What rotten luck.